THESE pictures show why the Bizarre Shagger Of The Year Award has been renamed in RUSSELL BRAND’s honour.
The lothario spotted a pretty blonde as he cruised along Sydney Harbour yesterday afternoon and within 20 dynamic minutes he’d pulled.
Here is how a swordsman slays his prey:
5.05pm: Wander the streets with a pal looking camp and therefore sexually unthreatening.
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5.09pm: See a pretty girl on her lonesome. Lose friend and cardi.
5.11pm: Approach girl and take an interest in her figure, sorry, her mind.
5.15pm: Recite from her book until she falls under your spell. Then discuss Shakespeare…and the option of shagging.
5.21pm: Remove her sunglasses.
5.23pm: Gaze into her soul.
5.25pm: Bingo. The award-winning dinkle strikes again.
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